I have 20 questions to ask no one in particular, but would like an answer some day. I’m sure I’m not the only one asking these questions. Some of them are serious and some of them are trivial. So, here goes.
* The first 5 of 20 Questions
* Why is it that I’m always left with one odd sock after sorting the laundry?
* Why are there no tea bags left when we come back from vacation?
* Why does the phone stop ringing just as I get there, having run in from the garden?
* Why does my computer crash when I’m racing for a deadline?
* Why are the yummy foods like ice cream, burgers and fries bad for me?
Here are the next 5 of 20 Questions
* Why is there never a police officer around when you need one?
* Why do the tax people demand money from me straight away but keep my tax refunds for months?
* Why can’t I sleep at two in the morning and fall asleep next lunchtime?
* Why do sales people always call when I’m in the middle of having dinner?
* Why can I fill a crossword puzzle except for one last clue?
Here are the next 5 of 20 Questions
Why are soldiers trained to kill, called peacekeepers?
* Why did the Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King die and certain other people survive?
Why do people put inserts into magazines, for them to fall on the floor?
* Why do crazy people believe we didn’t really land on the moon?
* Why do people keep constructing homes on flood belts?
Here are the next 5 of 20 Questions
* Why isn’t Michael Moore President of the United States?
* Why isn’t Lisa Simpson the Vice President?
* Why doesn’t a life sentence mean a life sentence?
* Why is it so easy to buy a gun in the US?
* Why does the key on the corned beef can always break?
Strangely, I bet it’s the more silly questions people relate to. As we rush around each day, it’s the little niggling things which get you down. I guess we think the big issues will take care of themselves and it’s the pen we can’t find that drives us mad! I would swap a debate on gun laws with anyone if they volunteer to come and defrost my freezer.