1. My hamster died. I had to plan for his funeral.
2. I lost my backpack. Then I lost my lunchbox. Then I just got lost.
3. My alarm clock went back to sleep. I didn’t want to wake it up.
4. I was abducted by aliens. After being transported to the mother ship, the aliens decided not to suck out my brains. They sent me back home.
5. My younger brother knocked me out with his toothbrush. By the time I woke up, I missed the bus. I’m still a little dazed. Can I skip doing work for the day?
6. My mother said that I had to eat all my breakfast before I could go to school. Do you have any idea how long it takes to eat three bowls of cereal, five slices of bacon, two eggs, and three slices of toast?
7. My nose was running, and I had to chase after it
8. I’m not late. Everyone else is early.
9. I was just about to enter the school when I noticed that I had a stain on my dress. My folks would kill me if I ever came to school with a stain.
10. I was about to leave when my dog bit me in the butt. I had to change my pants. I’m okay now. However, the stress may affect my ability to get much work done in school today.
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